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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description></description><title>The Black Axe</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @theblackaxe)</generator><link>http://blog.theblackaxe.com/</link><item><title>VNM is giving away another helmet!
Go HERE to check it out and...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyoeo5DE9i1qdn8qfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyoeo5DE9i1qdn8qfo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;VNM is giving away another helmet!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Go &lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.287519564635202.74500.111491892237971&amp;type=1" title="VNM Facebook Helmet Contest" target="_blank"&gt;HERE&lt;/a&gt; to check it out and enter!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.theblackaxe.com/post/16827028477</link><guid>http://blog.theblackaxe.com/post/16827028477</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 13:43:17 -0500</pubDate><category>helmet</category><category>giveaway</category><category>contest</category><category>free</category><category>harley davidson</category><category>motorcycle</category><category>win</category><category>enter</category><category>sportster</category></item><item><title>karate.</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/LJSZ1TwjcsQ?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;karate.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.theblackaxe.com/post/16579441350</link><guid>http://blog.theblackaxe.com/post/16579441350</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 10:19:14 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>watch yo self.</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/B2zfzxbB_4Y?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;watch yo self.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.theblackaxe.com/post/16478046335</link><guid>http://blog.theblackaxe.com/post/16478046335</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 15:36:03 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Saved by woo’ing</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8kVcsFp5v9c?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Saved by woo’ing&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.theblackaxe.com/post/16175136362</link><guid>http://blog.theblackaxe.com/post/16175136362</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 11:46:29 -0500</pubDate><category>zach</category><category>screech</category><category>kelly</category><category>lisa turtle</category><category>saved by what</category><category>assholes</category><category>white kids</category><category>mostly</category></item><item><title>PUT IT DOWN.</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/K4ToKjvnotA?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;PUT IT DOWN.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.theblackaxe.com/post/15654538674</link><guid>http://blog.theblackaxe.com/post/15654538674</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 22:36:21 -0500</pubDate><category>terrible dog</category><category>speaking</category><category>wrong</category><category>kill it</category><category>now</category></item><item><title>I envy this stupid fucking cat…</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qpl5mOAXNl4?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I envy this stupid fucking cat…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.theblackaxe.com/post/15239312350</link><guid>http://blog.theblackaxe.com/post/15239312350</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 08:24:56 -0500</pubDate><category>stupid</category><category>fucking</category><category>cat</category></item><item><title>Today feels like this already</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Sn4WF7z8__4?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Today feels like this already&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.theblackaxe.com/post/14669726752</link><guid>http://blog.theblackaxe.com/post/14669726752</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 09:21:39 -0500</pubDate><category>babble</category><category>noise</category><category>chinese to me</category><category>revisions</category></item><item><title>Xmas is almost here! </title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/dxrg1wawqvY?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Xmas is almost here! &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.theblackaxe.com/post/14456906112</link><guid>http://blog.theblackaxe.com/post/14456906112</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2011 09:54:05 -0500</pubDate><category>cats</category><category>screaming</category><category>feline</category><category>pussy</category><category>whoa</category></item><item><title>In my case, poop would’ve been splattered across the...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9p8DKVHinzA?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;In my case, poop would’ve been splattered across the entire windshield. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.theblackaxe.com/post/14308924778</link><guid>http://blog.theblackaxe.com/post/14308924778</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 09:36:07 -0500</pubDate><category>scary</category><category>truck</category><category>car accident</category><category>whoa</category><category>car</category><category>russia</category></item><item><title>
VNM is having a “Kill Your Parents” Holiday Sales event right...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw5qh6rDBw1qdn8qfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;
&lt;p&gt;VNM is having a “Kill Your Parents” Holiday Sales event right now!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;All apparel is 30% OFF!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Order soon though if you want it to arrive by Xmas.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thevnm.com/"&gt;&lt;a href="http://thevnm.com/"&gt;http://thevnm.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.theblackaxe.com/post/14175594546</link><guid>http://blog.theblackaxe.com/post/14175594546</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 14:36:42 -0500</pubDate><category>VNM</category><category>holidays</category><category>sales</category><category>event</category><category>sale</category><category>cheap</category><category>discount</category><category>mad people</category><category>shop</category><category>xmas</category><category>gifts</category><category>kill</category></item><item><title>Wait for it…</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9S75Rfva9O8?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Wait for it…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.theblackaxe.com/post/14169778498</link><guid>http://blog.theblackaxe.com/post/14169778498</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 11:34:45 -0500</pubDate><category>hitler</category><category>funny</category><category>time machine</category><category>drive</category><category>accident</category><category>shoulda</category></item><item><title>
Lots of new goodies released today in the world of VNM!
I’m...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvum3hxawr1qdn8qfo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Lots of new goodies released today in the world of &lt;a href="http://thevnm.com/shop" title="VNM" target="_blank"&gt;VNM&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m especially proud of these super high quality wallets that are &lt;span&gt;100% top grain, veg tanned leather, embosssed outer, embossed raw leather patch rivetted inner, removable chain. The details are even more awesome in person from the stitching to the feel of the leather.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Order soon to get them before the holidays!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thevnm.com/shop"&gt;http://thevnm.com/shop&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thevnm.com/shop"&gt;http://thevnm.com/shop&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thevnm.com/shop"&gt;http://thevnm.com/shop&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://blog.theblackaxe.com/post/13881824624</link><guid>http://blog.theblackaxe.com/post/13881824624</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 14:28:28 -0500</pubDate><category>wallet</category><category>leather</category><category>hand made</category><category>crewneck</category><category>sweatshirts</category><category>patches</category><category>stickers</category><category>awesome</category><category>new</category><category>shop</category><category>Xmas</category><category>BUY</category></item><item><title>I watched this 20 times already today.</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/6NGaQy0MURU?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I watched this 20 times already today.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.theblackaxe.com/post/13874725842</link><guid>http://blog.theblackaxe.com/post/13874725842</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 10:35:58 -0500</pubDate><category>cat</category><category>puke</category><category>gag</category><category>stink bug</category><category>funny</category><category>feline</category><category>aids</category><category>furry</category><category>fluffly</category></item><item><title>No Pat noooooooooooooo!!!!!</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/BYvYtft5EmQ?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;No Pat noooooooooooooo!!!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.theblackaxe.com/post/13729516387</link><guid>http://blog.theblackaxe.com/post/13729516387</guid><pubDate>Sun, 04 Dec 2011 10:38:44 -0500</pubDate><category>Pat Sajak is bald</category><category>bald</category><category>Lex Luther</category><category>Mr. Clean</category><category>chrome dome</category></item><item><title>Yooo, cat be bugging cause it’s Friidaaaayyyy</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/AIBztECpWqI?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Yooo, cat be bugging cause it’s Friidaaaayyyy&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.theblackaxe.com/post/13633102866</link><guid>http://blog.theblackaxe.com/post/13633102866</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 08:45:25 -0500</pubDate><category>cat on adderall</category><category>cat</category><category>drive</category><category>car</category><category>party</category><category>friday</category><category>funny</category><category>weird</category></item><item><title>Greedy bastard</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/UGz8jcbJjRw?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Greedy bastard&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.theblackaxe.com/post/13504225685</link><guid>http://blog.theblackaxe.com/post/13504225685</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 12:13:18 -0500</pubDate><category>porcupine</category><category>corn</category><category>my corn</category><category>asshole</category><category>greedy</category><category>animal</category><category>funny</category></item><item><title>Oh thespians…</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vMy9I5NOp6U?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Oh thespians…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.theblackaxe.com/post/13452918707</link><guid>http://blog.theblackaxe.com/post/13452918707</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2011 09:01:09 -0500</pubDate><category>wingman</category><category>kiss</category><category>dorks</category><category>thespian</category><category>theatre geeks</category><category>dudes</category><category>horny</category></item><item><title>I drive a Corolla…</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ALKTM7OzdMQ?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I drive a Corolla…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.theblackaxe.com/post/13111882402</link><guid>http://blog.theblackaxe.com/post/13111882402</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2011 10:00:23 -0500</pubDate><category>toyota</category><category>car review</category><category>corolla</category><category>car</category><category>drive</category><category>fat guy</category><category>ladies man</category><category>balding</category></item><item><title>Fuck this, I’m going solo.</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/wJAEu_0BqCQ?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Fuck this, I’m going solo.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.theblackaxe.com/post/12836109269</link><guid>http://blog.theblackaxe.com/post/12836109269</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 09:35:13 -0500</pubDate><category>bon jovi</category><category>awesome</category><category>band</category><category>concert</category><category>live</category><category>douche</category><category>bad ass</category><category>rock</category></item><item><title>FYStagram Contest Site</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luoby9Pbmu1qcy3pi.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We put together a little Instagram contest site for &lt;a href="http://fouryearstrongmusic.com/"&gt;Four Year Strong&lt;/a&gt;. The site uses Instagram to let fans submit photos based on their new single “Just Drive” to win a bunch of prizes from the band. Here’s some more info from their site:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“It’s simple, show us your best “Just Drive” inspired photos. It could be of you on a road trip, your car, etc. or anything that “drives” you in general.  Tag them on Instagram with #justdrive and you’ll be entered to win!  The best part about &lt;a href="http://www.FYSTAGRAM.com"&gt;FYSTAGRAM.com&lt;/a&gt; is that anything you tag with #justdrive will be featured up on the site! (NO n00dz you pervs)” &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So head on over to &lt;a href="http://www.fystagram.com"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fystagram.com"&gt;www.fystagram.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt; and check it out.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.theblackaxe.com/post/12808504851</link><guid>http://blog.theblackaxe.com/post/12808504851</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 18:31:12 -0500</pubDate><category>FYS</category><category>Four Year Strong</category><category>Instagram</category><category>API</category><category>Contest</category><category>Web</category><category>Work</category></item></channel></rss>

